a discussion on sexual orientation

  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy

– They’re humouring you. They don’t want a woman. A woman is difficult. Hysterical. And you can never really find one who will ever stay. A couple more years, you’ll probably want a baby. And even if they don’t say that to your face, that’s what they’re thinking. Anything else is just your vanity making you believe…– What?
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– They’re humouring you. They don’t want a woman. A woman is difficult. Hysterical. And you can never really find one who will ever stay. A couple more years, you’ll probably want a baby. And even if they don’t say that to your face, that’s what they’re thinking. Anything else is just your vanity making you believe…– What?
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– They’re humouring you. They don’t want a woman. A woman is difficult. Hysterical. And you can never really find one who will ever stay. A couple more years, you’ll probably want a baby. And even if they don’t say that to your face, that’s what they’re thinking. Anything else is just your vanity making you believe…
– What?

uglypnis:

Submarine (2010) dir. Richard Ayoade
“Jordana hates any place that could be termed romantic. With this in mind, I took her to one of my favourite industrial estates, for some quality one-on-one time.”

uglypnis:

Submarine (2010) dir. Richard Ayoade

Jordana hates any place that could be termed romantic. With this in mind, I took her to one of my favourite industrial estates, for some quality one-on-one time.”

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